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Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science.

The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from four days to four years to complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2-6 years; It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium' s mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.

When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

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Big John · Full Grown Flour Bluffian Joined: 07 Mar 2006 Posts: 2647

Thanks! I needed something funny right about now! Laughing

huntnetime · Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 7:13 pm Post subject:

Pure Greatness...and very poignant at this time in our history...

seasonalsalt · Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 8:33 pm Post subject:

Thats awesome..hehehehe
And I happen to be a deputy neutron Shocked

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ironmanstan · Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 4:13 am Post subject:

The little neutrons create a vacuum everywhere the main neutron goes.Thus the area around the main neutron is void of any oxygen. This vaccum keeps the peons outside of the neutron zone of activity. However despite all the factors and elements against the peons every now and then one will create its own vacuum and cross over into the pool of neutrons. I myself being a peon for the heaviest mass element have been unable to achieve such a vacuum. So therefore I will continue in a foward motion around the neutrons. Confused

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snakecan2 · Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 8:46 am Post subject:

lol
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landlocked beachbum · Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 9:57 am Post subject:

Someone sent that to me months back................................ OH SO TRUE, and I laughed my a$$ off!!!!! Laughing

I am fond of that oh so rare and even more expensive element: unobtainium!!! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unobtainium

Only slightly less rare.......................... an honest politician!!!!!!!!!! Shocked

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