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texmike
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 Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 6:41 am Post subject: Off Topic/The shortest fairytale ever |
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
The End
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ironmanstan
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FishingGramps
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Those kinds of "fairy tales" will get a guy in trouble with the MRS. 
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texmike
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Your right, she read it twice and still didn't find any humor in it. 
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