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chazthefisherman
Flour Bluffian in training
Joined: 05 Jul 2008
Posts: 347
Location: Corpus Christi
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 Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 5:48 pm Post subject: |
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| ironmanstan wrote: | My wife said Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn were always fishing. I completely forgot about them those boys were fishing fools kinda like us.  |
Cane poles and high waters! |
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Javelina Russ
Horse Mullet
Joined: 06 Jul 2008
Posts: 226
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| Posted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 10:03 pm Post subject: |
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| txluke wrote: | | my fav Burgess Meredith. I hope I am that cool when I am old. |
"[after a swig of an alcoholic beverage] Breakfast."
Mama Ragetti: We could have retired in Hawaii.
Grandpa Gustafson: I have been to Hawaii.
Mama Ragetti: Oh yeah? Which island?
Grandpa Gustafson: Come-on-I-wanna-lay-ya.
Mama Ragetti: I find you disgusting.
Grandpa Gustafson: Well, just as long as you find me.
[At Maria's resturante in front of Ariel, Maria and Max]
John: Nobody slept with anybody.'
[Shows up in the background]
Grandpa Gustafson: Speak for yourself.
John Gustafson: You're supposed to be smoking filter cigarettes.
Grandpa Gustafson: I'm 94 years old. What the hell do I care?
Grandpa Gustafson: [speaking of Ariel] Did you mount her?
John Gustafson: [disgusted] Oh, *Dad*!
Grandpa Gustafson: Wait, wait. Has she got big thighs?
John Gustafson: [thinking] No.
Grandpa Gustafson: No!? Then what's the problem? 
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CARDSHARK
Pony Mullet
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 92
Location: SANANTONIO
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| Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 9:16 am Post subject: |
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| "Gone Fishing"Quote by boat salesman to Joe Pesci---"If im not honest with you,Then Im not lieing to nobody....Here have a free pen."classic sales pitch. |
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surfranger
Horse Mullet
Joined: 01 Apr 2006
Posts: 196
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| Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 1:10 pm Post subject: |
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Good on ya chazetherfisherman!! You inspired me to post one on Jaws Quotes.
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