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ReelHookers · Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 11:43 am Post subject: The Myth Known as Oso

On a lonely hot summer day I was lingering around my home trying to get my mind off my troubles, and boom! it hit me like like crack withdraws. Oso Bay! That's the answer that will relieve me of my stresses, so I packed up my gear as quickly as a stripper grabs money and leaves her jon. But wait one minute. Isn't Oso Bay plagued by a mysterious, infectious bacteria? I would hate to go into the water and come out with chlamydia like symptoms. How would I explain passing that to my girlfriend if it burns when she pees. So I rolled the dice and took a chance. The water appeared to be in good shape, but it did smell like an aquarium. I ventured out to the far reaches of the flats, as far as the eye could see. I landed three 16 in. specks then released them to the fish god in hopes of battling a bigger one. While trecking back to the bridge I met a wise man I will call Frank. He advised me to switch from my ever trusting killer flats minnow lure to one of his bubble rigs with live shrimp. I witness this wise, old fellow pull on hog after hog. One of them measuring over 27 in. It wasn't long before i started landing hogs too. The fish god allowed me to return home with a 22 in speck which I ate that night. I'm still alive, so the bacteria mystery may just be fatal to the creatures below the surface. Also it does not burn when I pee.

obsessed · Full Grown Flour Bluffian Joined: 08 Mar 2006 Posts: 1200

slowly, it will enter your blood stream, then sit and wait for the opprotune time to finally evolve and take over your body....this is known throughout the world as the way the Zombies have been created and born.....

just wait, all in due time.

Razz

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