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[landlocked beachbum]

Hey y'all, this ain't fishing related but..................... it IS Monday!!!








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Youth---they think they can do anything( remember those days
THERE IS A MORAL HERE!
A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by.The jet jockey decided to show off.

The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, 'watch this!' and promptly W ent into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb. He then finished With a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier. The F-16 pilot Asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that?

The C-130 pilot said, 'That was impressive, but watch this!'
The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the C-130 Pilot came back on and said: 'What did you think of that? Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked, 'What the heck did you do?'
The C-130 pil to chuckled. 'I stood up, stretched my legs, walked To the back, went to the bathroom, then got a cup of coffee and a Cinnamon bun.



When you are young & foolish - speed & flash may seem a good thing !!!
When you get older & smarter - comfort & dull is not such a bad thing !!!
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Dave


"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits". Albert Einstein

[ironmanstan]

lol,lol,lol thats a good one. That c130 pilot been around for awhile.
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I LIKE MINE FRIED.

[ccbobber]

kids trying to put one over the "old" folks.
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ccbobber

[Big Ed]

I received that story from a friend a couple of weeks ago. I told it to one of my regular customers who was a fighter pilot in Vietnam. He says that the story is probably true, not just a joke. Says fighter pilots are continually teasing the big multi engine transports and bombers. He then told me a story he says happened to him.

He was flying escort to a flight of B-52s. He got bored a radioed the BUF's
"hey, watch this" He put his F-4 in full afterburner and took off like the BUF's were standing still, did a loop and returned near the B-52's wing. The B-52 pilot said "that was ok, but watch this". Well after about 30 seconds the fighter pilot says "what are you going to do". The B-52 guy says "I aready did it. I turned off 2 engines. Now why don't you try THAT smart supple bum".
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Big Ed
San Antonio

"A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones who need advice.", Bill Cosby

[landlocked beachbum]

That's good Big Ed! My old man was a marine pilot who flew just about everything that they had from 1950 - 1972, fixed wing and rotor. Some of his buddies who were "exclusively" fighter jocks were an arrogant bunch, some weren't, but those who were made up for the rest!!!!
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Dave


"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits". Albert Einstein

[Big John]

That is a good one!
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[liketafish]

The young bull says to the old bull, Let us run down to the pasture and get a couple of those cows. The old bull says, let's walk over to the pasture and visit all of those cows.
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fish responsively and fish often

[landlocked beachbum]

I like the current add on the tube when the old dude looks at the young punk on the golf course and says "when I was a young man, I'd hit the ball right over that tree". When the wanna be hits the tree, the old dude leans over and s smirks, "of course when I was a young man, that tree was a lot smaller", and then goes into a good belly laugh and walks off!!!
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Dave


"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits". Albert Einstein