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Drunkswimmer
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 Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 12:06 pm Post subject: Beer Vs Beauty? |
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This is a repost but I thought yall would enjoy it!
A husband and wife are shopping in their local HEB.
The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans' he replies.
'Put them back, we can't afford them' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.' |
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ziacatcher
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| Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 12:21 pm Post subject: |
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| Good one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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texmike
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How would that obituariy read? 
That's a good one.
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Damo
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Location: San Antonio
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| Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 9:09 pm Post subject: |
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| texmike wrote: | | How would that obituary read? |
Gus Padorskey passed away Tuesday at the local grocery after slipping on a banana peel trying to evade a runaway shopping cart.
He is survived by his wife Helga, his only son Augustus Junior, and many friends who take solace in the reported fact that he died laughing.
Due to a mishap at the county hospital, his earthly body is not available for internment.
Therefore, a Memorial will be held at Stinky's Bait And Tackle And Boat Ramp this Monday at high noon.
Damo
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ccbobber
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Location: The Island
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| Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 5:35 am Post subject: beer |
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"beer" helping ugly people have sex for 100 years. there's a reason its called a shot glass.
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