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chuck · Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 10:30 am Post subject: what not to do at the beach

well my son asked me to open a coconut that he found on the beach
i said ok
grabbed my shovel and proced to beat the hell out of it

!!!!!BIG MISTAKE!!!!!

At that point chunks of white firmented coconut crap flings all over me, oh it smelled horrible, like rotten milk, with rotten death mixed in with a bit of sea water.

and it did not rinse off at all, had to remove the shirt

gonefishing · Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 10:49 am Post subject:

I nailed one with the lawnmower I had sitting in the back yard once. That is one of the most noxious smells I think that exists. I rank that stench next to rotten clam.

landlocked beachbum · Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:29 am Post subject:

Who knew?????????????????? Shocked

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ladyfish · Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:30 am Post subject:

LOL been there done that 0-man

R.Arnold · Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:21 pm Post subject:

done that too, terrible Embarassed

BlueWaveEd · Horse Mullet Joined: 18 May 2006 Posts: 132

I can STILL! remember that smell from better than 40 years ago. Terrible I tell ya Terrible!

Bluffer · Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 8:29 pm Post subject:

ouuuuuu! Good 3 stooges video! lol man.
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Big John · Full Grown Flour Bluffian Joined: 07 Mar 2006 Posts: 2647

yeah, that smells awful. Ran one over with the truck at the beach, and the durango stunk for three carwashes afterward.

jc · Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:54 pm Post subject:

next time just toss them on the bonfire...

HUMAN GPS · Pony Mullet Joined: 16 Jul 2009 Posts: 99

that smell is just plain nasty.they need to use it as tear gas.

Augs · Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 11:08 am Post subject:

yeah, just wait until some greenhorn throws one into your beachfire.
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Seabass · Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 12:52 pm Post subject:

You can add me to that "what the heck was i thinking?" list. Curiosity bested me once and I also cracked open an old coconut, being rewarded with the stank of all creation.

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ziacatcher · Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:24 pm Post subject:

Now I know not to crack open a coconut. LOL

jonofre81 · Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 1:05 am Post subject:

here's your sign
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rabbit · Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 4:15 am Post subject:

I always was curious as to wether or not they were any good. Now I will know not to open one. Thanks Very Happy

Is throwing one on the fire the same as building a fire ring with wet granite rocks?? Shocked

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