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Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.

The passenger, Bubba,said, "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a police roadblock!

We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers ! ! "

"Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, We'll just peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat."

"What fer ?",asked Bubba. "Just let me do the talkin', OK????,", said Earl.

Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat, and each put a label on their foreheads.

When they reached the roadblock, the Sheriff asked, "You boys been Drinkin' ?"

"No SIR ! ! !," Earl replied, "we're on the Patch."

Chef Lefty · Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 8:09 am Post subject:

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Big John · Full Grown Flour Bluffian Joined: 07 Mar 2006 Posts: 2647

Redneck Crusie Ship:

The Redneck Windows Operating System:

Hick computer terms
Redneck computer terms

Log On: Makin' the wood stove hotter.

Log Off: Don't add no wood.

Monitor: Keepin' an eye on the wood stove.

Download: Gettin' the firewood off the pickup.

Mega Hertz: When yer not careful down loadin'.

Floppy Disk: Whatcha git from pilin' too much firewood.

Ram: The hydrolic thingy that splits the firewood.

Hard Drive: Getting' home in the winter season.

Prompt: What you wish the mail was in the winter.

Windows: What to shut when it's below 15 below.

Screen: What 'cha need for the black fly season.

Byte: That's what the flies do.

Chip: What to munch on.

Micro Chip: What's left in the bottom of the bag.

Infrared: Where the left-overs go when Fred's around.

Modem: What 'cha did to the hay fields.

Dot Matrix: Farmer Matrix's wife.

Lap Top: Where little kids feel comfy.

Keyboard: Where ya hang your keys.

Software: Them plastic eatin' utensils.

Mouse: Whats eats the horses grain.

Main Frame: Hold up the barn roof.

Port: Fancy wine.

Enter: C'mon in.

Random Access Memory: You can't remember whatcha' paid for that new rifle when your wife asks.

ccbobber · Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 7:59 pm Post subject: fish

john, you definitely have toooooooooooooo much time on yer hands.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, ONE NATION UNDER GOD, SAY A PRAYER FOR OUR TROOPS.
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gotmullet? · Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 10:18 pm Post subject:

Dang that was funny! Laughing

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snakecan2 · Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 6:51 pm Post subject:

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Fish and Hunt Baby.... so tight lines and clear scopes.

TeamMorningWood · Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 3:20 am Post subject:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apMyjOAacyA
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ltorna1 · Full Grown Flour Bluffian Joined: 17 Apr 2009 Posts: 3240

morningwood that may have been the funniest post I have seen on this board. Laughing

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jonofre81 · Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 1:43 am Post subject:

man that's too funny i think that guy was next to me this past summer surf fishing on stang island

i love Texas that much the senoritas the Mexican food and the tequila
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crab_n_fisher · Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 4:54 pm Post subject:

Thank you for the laughs!

Big John,

I know you have a wonderful sense of humor as I do, or I am rarely apt to think of myself as such, as well as having a defeatist "damn-it-all-to-hell" mental streak, too. But enough about your kids outfishing you on their Snoopy rods for hardheads Smile

:

The best tv show this side of Monty Python, of which is English; and the best comedic series this side of Kids in the Hall, of which is Canadian; let's forget "My Name is Earl," or whatever it's called in America, and go back to those Canadians...

http://www.trailerparkboys.com/

Trust me....do not click on that link, watch a clip and forget about it....Bookmark it....You'll come back to it over and over again...Trust me!!!!!! then congratulate me later....

It's the greatest thing since pickled herring! Or something like that!

Edit: I forgot Al Bundy, who once scored four touchdowns in one high school football game!

England: 1
America: 2
Canada : 2 (3, if you love Rush!)

I'll buy the dvds for ya, if you are too afraid to download a classic that will live for the next thousand years and will still be as fresh and as funny to post-apocalyptic serfs as the aforementioned tv classics.

Otherwise, keep downloading!

txluke · Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 8:43 am Post subject:

crab_n_fisher · Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 5:21 pm Post subject:

txluke,

I am often tired and pressed for time. Instead of writing a well thought out post, I'm often brainstorming, posting what is coming to mind without logically putting it into a cohesive sentence-paragraph structure.

Yeah, sometimes I come off as a ten year old kid afflicted with A.D.D. who has been smoking too much crack!

My bad! ... In the future I'll fully demonstrate my thought processes, of brainstorming, rough draft, further editing and finished product. Same stuff ya learned in English 101.

Google "Trailer Park Boys" and find the "blog" site. Free downloads. Can't post the link here due to it not being exactly "family friendly."

ccbobber · Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 8:45 am Post subject: day

saying for the times. i take my hidden money, buy a boat so fish can supplement our diet, fish all day, and YOU get an attitude. again it's "my wife doesn't understand me".

MERRY CHRISTMAS, ONE NATION UNDER GOD, PRAY FOR OUR TROOPS.
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