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knowphish · Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 7:47 pm Post subject: The Bathtub Tast

The Bathtub Test

During a visit to the mental hospital, I asked the director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
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freshfish · Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 10:14 pm Post subject:

funny...
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ccbobber · Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 5:15 am Post subject: fish

that's our society, we'll clean em, one at a time, only cost about 10,000 each. forget to say bathtub is polished marble with gold faucets, another 50,000.
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ironmanstan · Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 5:19 am Post subject:

Dang it, I was thinking the bucket also. Laughing

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Uncle D · Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 9:14 am Post subject:

Guess we'll need a floating hospital in the laguna.
Errmmm, I picked bucket too. Rolling Eyes